What does your dad do?

It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living.

The first little girl says: "My name is Lisa and my daddy is a postman." The next little boy says: "I'm Peter and my Dad is a mechanic." Then one little boy says: "My name is Daniel and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men." The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject.

Later in the school yard the teacher approaches Daniel privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar. He blushed and said, "I'm sorry, but my dad plays hockey for Team SWEDEN, and I was just too embarrassed to say so."