Signs that you are bored at work!

  • You're reading THIS aren't you?
  • You've figured out a way to get Gilligan off the island.
  • People come into your office only to borrow pencils from your ceiling.
  • You now require only a single can of cola to belch the names of all seven Dwarfs.
  • The 4th Division of Paper clips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and General White-Out has called for reinforcements.
  • You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis.
  • No longer content with merely photocopying your butt, you now scan and enhance it with Photoshop.