The World's best pickup lines

  • I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
  • Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
  • Is your daddy a thief? "No."Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."
  • You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
  • Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
  • Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
  • The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
  • Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
  • That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
  • My name's your name. That's so you know what to scream.
  • My name's your name, but you can call me "lover."
  • Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
  • Can I flirt with you?
  • Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
  • Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?": Checking to see if you were made in heaven. OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
  • All those curves, and me with no brakes.
  • If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
  • Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
  • I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
  • Grab his/her tush. Pardon me, is this seat taken?
  • Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  • Can I have directions? "To where?" To your heart. Cheese alert!
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
  • How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
  • Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
  • I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
  • So... How am I doin'?
  • How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
  • Tap your thigh You just think this is my leg.
  • Say, that's a nice dress/outfit/article of clothing. Can I talk you out of it?
  • I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  • I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
  • Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
  • My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
  • (regard their outfit) Gee, that's becoming on you, if you wore me, I'd be coming on you too.
  • Hey! Let's get naked!!!
  • Where have you been all of my life?
  • Got any Irish in you? You want some?