President Bush and Tony Blair are sitting in a bar when a fellow walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Blair sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So he walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning World War III."
"Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis and one blonde with big tits."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?"
Bush turns to Blair, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass? I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis."