During an adult's english class, the teacher says to the students: "Now, you have to make a sentence which contains the three words green, pink and yellow".
The Italian was the fastest: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun and the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."
The Spanish was next: "I wake up in the morning. I eat a yellow banana, a green avocado and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV."
Last (and least!) was the French: "I wake up in ze morning, I hear ze phone 'green...green...', I pink up ze phone and I say 'Yellow?'"