Finally Time To Marry

An elderly couple had been dating for some time and decided it was finally time to marry. Before the wedding they embarked on a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally, the old man decided it was time to broach the subject of their connubial relationship:

"How do you feel about sex?" the man asked, rather hopefully.

"Oh, I like to have it infrequently," she responded.

The old geezer reflected on this for a few moments and then asked, "About that last part - was that one word or two?"