A man walked into his daughters room one day, to find her lay on the bed with a 14" dildo stuck inside her.
"what the hell are you doing" he screams.

The daughter replies - "father, you never let me go out to meet people, and I have never been with a man. This rubber cock is my husband"
"very well" said the man, and walked out of the room.

The next night the young girl walked into her fathers room to find her dad on his hands and knees with a pint in his hand and the dildo stuck up his arse.
"what the hell are you doing" she screams.
"just having a pint with the son in law" he says.