If restaurants functioned like Microsoft...
Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?Patron:
There's a fly in my soup!Waiter:
Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.Patron:
No, it's still there.Waiter:
Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.Patron:
Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.Waiter:
Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?Patron:
A SOUP bowl!Waiter:
Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?Patron:
You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?!Waiter:
Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?Patron:
I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!Waiter:
Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?Patron:
You have more than one Soup of the Day each day??Waiter:
Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.Patron:
Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?Waiter:
The current Soup of the Day is tomato.Patron:
Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.
Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check.
Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
Patron: This is potato soup.
Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.
Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.
Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!
Soup of the Day ............................. $5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day ... $2.50
Access to support ........................... $1.00