Indian guy visiting home

An Indian guy wisting his home in Bramaputhra and discussing his new life in England with his father:
Father: "How doo youu like it in Great Brittan, my son?"
Son: "Well father, the english people are very nice, funny and joke all the time. When they meet a very tall preson, they call him shorty. When they meet a very thin person, they call him fatty. And when they see mee they call me fuckin Indian and laugh. And I haven't had sex with anybody yet..."