Beautiful Finland

Aug 12
Moved to our new home in Finland. It is so beautiful here. The mountains and lakes are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them. I love it here.

Oct 14
Finland must be the most beautiful place on Earth. The leaves have turned all the colours and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride in the mountains and saw some deer. They are so graceful, they have got to be the most wonderful animals on Earth. This must be paradise. I love it here.

Nov 11
The deer hunting season starts soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature. I hope it will snow soon. I love it here.

Nov 12
It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with white. It looks like a picture postcard. We all went outside and cleaned off the steps and shovelled the driveway. We then had a snowball fight (I won) and when the snowplough came by, we had to shovel the driveway again - ho hum! What a beautiful place. I simply love it here.

Dec 8
More snow again last night. I love it. The snowplough man did his trick again to the driveway. I love it here.

Dec 19
Yet more snow last night - must have had about 23 different types! Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work. I'm exhausted from shovelling snow. Fucking snowplough.

Dec 22
More of that damn white shit fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from shovelling. I think that the snowplough hides just round the bend and waits until I've done shovelling the driveway. Asshole!

Dec 25
Merry fucking Christmas! More bloody snow. If I ever get my hands on that bastard who drives the snowplough I swear I'll kill the bastard. I don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the fucking ice.

Dec 27
I don't belive it - more white shit last night. We've been inside for three days now except for when we are shovelling out the driveway after the snowplough goes trough everytime. Can't go anywhere, the car is buried under a mountain of white shit. The weatherman says we are to expect another 30cm of the shit again tonight. Do you have any idea of how many shovels full of snow 30cm is?

Dec 28
Fucking weatherman! How wrong can you get? We got 90cm of that white shit this time. At this rate it won't melt befor next summer. The snowplough got stuck up the road and the bastard came to the door and asked if he could borrow my shovel! Fucking nerve of the man! After I told him I had broken six shovels already shovelling all that shit he pushed into my driveway, I broke my last one over his fucking head. Ha ha!

Jan 4
Finally got out of the house today. We went to the store to get food and another snow shovel and on the way back a damned deer ran in front of the car and I hit it. Did about EUR 1000 of damage to the car. Those fucking beasts should be killed, they're a bloody menace. I wish the hunters had killed them all last November.

May 3
Took the car to the local garage for a service. Would you believe the thing is rusting out from all that fucking salt they put on the roads.

May 10
Moved to Spain. I can't imagine why anyone in their right minds would want to live in bloody Finland.