Chinese Proverbs

• Man who run in front of car get tired.
• Man who run behind car get exhausted.
• Man who scratch bum should not bite fingernails.
• Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
• Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
• Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
• Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
• Man with one chopstick go hungry.
• War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
• Crowded elevator smell different to midget.