More pickup lines

• I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
• (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
• Nice legs...what time do they open?
• You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
• Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
• I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
• I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
• I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
• Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
• I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
• Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?
• Are those real?
• You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
• I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
• If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
• (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
• You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
• Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
• Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
• Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
• Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
• I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
• If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
• Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?
• Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
• Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.
• I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.