Newest Masturbate for Peace Bumper Stickers

• Rub your snake for peace's sake
• War's for squares, play downstairs
• Touch Your sack, not Iraq
• Stop war now, milk your cow
• When you jerk tonight, keep peace in sight.
• Don't attack - play with Jack
• Get peace fever, rub your beaver!
• My pussy doesn't meow, it roars -- for peace.
• Give your Bush the finger!
• For peace to work, you need to jerk
• War is heinous, thumb your anus
• War is Mean, Flick Your Bean
• War is wrong, whack your schlong.
• I'm going blind for Mankind
• War is silly, whack your willy