Promoting National Condom Week

  1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE YOU HUMP
  2. BEFORE YOU ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER
  3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY
  4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT
  5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER
  6. YOU CANT GO WRONG IF YOU SHIELD YOUR DONG
  7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT
  8. IF YOU THINK SHE'S SPUNKY COVER YOUR MONKEY
  9. IF YOU SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
  10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF YOU WRAP YOUR PETER
  11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF YOU WRAP YOU DICK
  12. IF YOU GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT
  13. WHILE YOUR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS
  14. WHEN YOU TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE
  15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER
  16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
  17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL
  18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION
  19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
  20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
  21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!