Recently discovered computer viruses

• The AL GORE Virus
  (Causes your computer to just keep counting and counting)
• The CLINTON Virus
  (Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory)
• The BOB DOLE (aka: VIAGRA) virus
  (Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy)
• The LEWINSKY virus
  (Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then Emails everyone about what it did)
• The RONALD REAGAN virus
  (Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored)
• The MIKE TYSON virus
  (Quits after two bytes)
• The JACK KEVORKIAN virus
  (Deletes all old files)
• The ELLEN DEGENERES virus
  (Disks can no longer be inserted)
• The PROZAC virus
  (Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care)
• The JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus
  (Only attacks minor files)
• The ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus
  (Terminates some files and leaves, but will be back)
• The LORENA BOBBITT virus
  (Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows)