Signs that you are bored at work!

• You're reading THIS aren't you?
• You've figured out a way to get Gilligan off the island.
• People come into your office only to borrow pencils from your ceiling.
• You now require only a single can of cola to belch the names of all seven Dwarfs.
• The 4th Division of Paper clips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and General White-Out has called for reinforcements.
• You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis.
• No longer content with merely photocopying your butt, you now scan and enhance it with Photoshop.