Signs that you are bored at work!
- You're reading THIS aren't you?
- You've figured out a way to get Gilligan off the island.
- People come into your office only to borrow pencils from your ceiling.
- You now require only a single can of cola to belch the names of all seven Dwarfs.
- The 4th Division of Paper clips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and General White-Out has called for reinforcements.
- You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis.
- No longer content with merely photocopying your butt, you now scan and enhance it with Photoshop.