Things guys think girls should know

  • We're not as big of perverts as you think we all are.
  • No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole.
  • We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
  • Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
  • Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
  • We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
  • Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
  • If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
  • If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
  • We never shave our legs. Get over it.
  • NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It's just wrong.
  • Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
  • When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
  • We absolutely do not care about, The Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
  • We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
  • Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong"
  • You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would, be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
  • We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
  • Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might just get what you wish for.
  • Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say".
  • Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
  • Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
  • Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
  • PMS is not an excuse.
  • If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
  • Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
  • And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach...and maybe...oh nevermind.
  • And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.