Things to do to liven up a lift journey
- Crack open your briefcase or handbag peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
- Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
- When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
- Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
- Miaow occasionally.
- Stare at another passenger for a while then announce in horror "You're one of them," and back away slowly.
- Say "Ding!" at each floor.
- Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
- Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
- Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce "I have new socks on."
- When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
- Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
- Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to other passengers "This is my personal space."
- When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
- Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
- Ask if you can push buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.
- Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi, Greg. How's your day been?"
- Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream "That's mine!"
- Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
- Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with passengers.
- Swat at flies that don't exist.
- Call out "Group Hug!" then enforce it!
- Drop a massive, loud, ripper of a fart. It doesn't matter how old you get, it's always hilarious!!!