Top Ten Reasons Trick or Treating is Better Than Sex
- Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
- If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
- The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
- You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
- Person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
- If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
- If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
- Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
- Less guilt the next morning.
- IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR