After 25 years of service the postman was about to retire. In his last day he went to same routine as he did for 25 years.
When he arrived the first house people gave him fishing gear and wished him happy retirement.
When he arrived the second house people gave him camping gear and wished him happy retirement.
When he arrived the third house a blond lady opened the door and invited him in. They went to upstairs and had sex for two hours. Then she cooked him breakfast and handed him a dollar.
The postman was surprised, he asked: I had the greatest sex which I hadn't for years, breakfast was nice but what's with the dollar? The blond lady answered: Last night I was talking to my husband, I told him that today was your last day, what should we do? Well my husband said: 'Fuck the postman! Just give him a dollar' She added 'well, the breakfast was my idea!'