An american, australian and a russian together out there, somewhere. They kept bragging about their capabilities, and suddenly the american noticed three horses approaching. He took a lasso from his belt, and swoosh - he captured all the horses with one throw.
"Pecos Bill", he introduced himself.
The australian saw a pigeon flying high above, and took a boomerang from his belt - swoosh, and the boomerang hit the pigeon straight to the neck - it fell stone-dead down, and the boomerang returned to the aussie's hand.
"Boomerang Bill", he introduced himself.
The russian dropped his pants, and surprise: two penises and three testicles!
"Tsherno Bill", he introduced himself.