Doctor Dave

Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty for days. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:

"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're both single. Just let it go..."

And at times he would.

But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering:

Dave...

Dave...

Dave...

You're a Veterinarian.