Mom and Dad
Two little boys are sitting in the living room, watching TV with their parents. The mother looks over at the father with a wink and a nod toward upstairs. The father "gets" the message, and they both get up and head towards the stairs. The mother turns back to the two boys and says, "We're going upstairs for a minute. You two stay here and watch TV. We'll be right back, OK?" The two boys nod OK, and the parents take off upstairs. The oldest is old enough to know what's going on now, and he gets up and tiptoes upstairs. At the top of the stairs, he peeks into his Mom and Dad's bedroom and shakes his head. Back downstairs he goes, back to his little brother. "Come with me," he says. And the two little boys tiptoe up the stairs. Halfway up, the older brother says to the younger brother. "Now, I want you to keep in mind, this is the SAME WOMAN WHO USED TO BUST OUR ASSES FOR SUCKING OUR THUMBS!"