George W. Bush visiting a school

George W. visits a school and the kids are requested to put some questions forward: so little Joe raises his hand and says in a very "professional" tone:

Mr. President I would like to ask you three questions:

  1. how did you win the election when the count showed that you had less votes?
  2. why do you push so hard for the war against Iraq?
  3. don't you think that the bomb on Hiroshima was the biggest terrorist attack in human history?


Before George W. can answer the bell goes off and the class goes off for the break.

After the break everybody comes back to class and little Jimmy raises his hand and says:

Mr. President I would like to ask 5 questions:

  1. how did you win the election when the count showed that you had less votes?
  2. why do you push so hard for the war against Iraq?
  3. don't you thing that the bomb on Hiroshima was the biggest terrorist attack in human history?
  4. how come the bell rang 20 minutes early?
  5. where is Joe?