Over the phone...

- Hello.
- Hello. What's your name?
- Watt's my name.
- Yes, what's your name?
- My name's James Watt
- James what?
- Yes, are you Smith?
- No, I'm Knott.
- Well, will you tell me your name?
- Will Knott.
- Why not?
- The name is Knott.
- Not what?
- Yes, not Watt, Knott.
- What?
- What?
- Yes?