The rules and instructions on being a WOMAN
- The Female always makes the Rules.
- The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
- No Male can possibly know all the Rules.
- If the Female suspects the Male knows the Rules, she must immediately change some of the Rules.
- The Female is never wrong.
- If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male said or did.
- If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
- The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.
- The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.
- The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
- The Male must remain calm at all times unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
- The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
- Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.